The Localite Pledge

I swear by the last drop in
my glass, to bear true
alligiance to THE LOCAL and
their bartender, I abandon alligiance
shakles laid upon me by my
boss, my bank and other
wordly ties, upon becoming a
I will seek the bartender’s
advice on drinks, the weather,
investments and life in general,
regardless of Google. I promise
to observe the tradition of
visiting THE LOCAL before and
after visiting “the foreign” foreign
spiritual cleansing.
Upholding the “Local Values”
I will

Take the pledge
at The Local!!